{"id":3197,"date":"2025-04-01T18:04:26","date_gmt":"2025-04-01T12:34:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.stsebastianaquem.com\/web\/?p=3197"},"modified":"2025-04-01T18:06:11","modified_gmt":"2025-04-01T12:36:11","slug":"still-have-time-for-fun","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.stsebastianaquem.com\/web\/still-have-time-for-fun\/","title":{"rendered":"Time Pass"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

When you have nothing better to do,<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Just scratch your brain for these answers<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

1. When Poison expires; does it become more poisonous or is it no longer poisonous \ud83e\udd14<\/p>\n\n\n\n

2. Which letter is silent in the word “Scent,” the S or the C \ud83e\udd14<\/p>\n\n\n\n

3. Do Twins ever realize that one of them is “Unplanned” \ud83e\udd14<\/p>\n\n\n\n

4. Why is the letter W, in English, called double U? Shouldn’t it be called double V \ud83e\udd14<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n

5. Maybe Oxygen is slowly killing you and It just takes 75-100 years to fully work \ud83e\udd14<\/p>\n\n\n\n

6. Are you aware that every time you clean something, you just make something else dirty! \ud83e\udd14<\/p>\n\n\n\n

7. Did you realise whether you swim ‘front crawl’ or the ‘back stroke’ the word “swims” upside-down is still “swims”\ud83e\udd14<\/p>\n\n\n\n

8. 100 years ago everyone owned a Horse and only the rich had Cars. Today everyone has Cars and only the rich own Horses \ud83e\udd14<\/p>\n\n\n\n

9. Are you aware that if you replace “W” with “T” in “What, Where and When”, you get the answer to each of them \ud83e\udd14<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Still have time for fun..?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Let’s try this<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Great Confusions that are still left unresolved \ud83d\ude04\ud83d\ude02<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1. At a movie theatre, which arm rest is yours?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

2. If people evolve from monkeys, why are monkeys still around?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

3. Why is there a ‘D’ in the fridge, but not in the refrigerator?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

4. Who knew what time<\/p>\n\n\n\n

it was when the first<\/p>\n\n\n\n

clock was made?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Vagaries of English Language! Enjoy!!!<\/strong> \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n\n\n\n

* Did you ever wonder why the word “Funeral” starts with FUN?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

* Why isn’t a Fireman called a Water-man?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

* How come Lipstick doesn’t do what it says?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

* If Money doesn’t grow on Trees, how come Banks have Branches?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

* If a Vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a Humanitarian eat?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

* How do you get off a non-stop Flight?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

* Why are goods sent by Ship called CARGO, and those sent by Truck called SHIPMENT?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

* Why do we put cups in the “Dishwasher” and the dishes in the “Cupboard”?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

* Why do Doctors “Practice” Medicine? Are they practicing medicine at the cost of the patients?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

* Why is it called “Rush Hour” when traffic moves at its slowest then?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

* How come Noses run and Feet smell?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

* Why do they call it a TV ‘set’ when there is only one?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

* What are you vacating when you go on a “Vacation”?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

* Why isn’t the “Answersheet” not prefilled with answers?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Will we ever find the answers<\/strong> \ud83e\udd14<\/p>\n\n\n\n

If you have the Spirit of understanding everything in a positive manner… You\u2019ll enjoy every moment in LIFE, whether it\u2019s PRESSURE or PLEASURE<\/p>\n\n\n\n

So just Sitback, Relax and Enjoy the PUN and the FUN of the English Language.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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